Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

melt

getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)

I think im gonna melt tonight

by oxy2022 June 9, 2022

Melt

Northern Irish (particularly Belfast) slang which means to be in a state of frustration, confusion or burn out. Also can pertain to a situation being stressful or agitating.

"That shift in work was a complete melt"

"Leave me alone, my heads melted"

"You're a melt"

by Fyobbs June 17, 2022

melted hershey

When you try to fart and you end up spraying shit everywhere.

Bro I melted Hershey at my girlfriends house

by Daboss822 December 3, 2016

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

Melt

A person who makes stupid decisions

Dayde watts you truly are the king of melts

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025