key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

Dinosaur Manager

A football manager that’s been in the game for a long time and been to multiple clubs but not able to provide results for their club and often have the tactics of a goldfish and normally take their team down to relegation.

I hope we don’t get a replacement dinosaur manager like Steve Bruce, Sam Allardyce or Neil Warnock

by I'mSoSad April 2, 2021

GLM - Gay Lord Manager

The Gay Lord Manager Is one of a kind in a Gay structured pyramid system.

Karen :" I want to talk with the GLM! let me talk with the Gay Lord Manager NOW!"
GLM - Gay Lord Manager

by Ferret_99110022 May 8, 2024

Manager

\<\\<\<Your manager \\<>\\

If you’re clandestine and black then you’re basically Prince Hall

Your manager _~\>|€

you’re Prince still too me.

You’re not clandestine.

by Rico Martian January 21, 2022

Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.

I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.

by Chris 29 March 7, 2008

Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer

Grumpy Man.

"That dude is such an Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer!"

by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019