Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

Log tm

The randomest Cards Against Humanity card

Why am I broke?

Log tm

Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 3, 2016

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013