google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

google lag by s13g3 January 19, 2007

(adj.) Lag city 

The online game you are playing in is way to laggy.

Man, this game game is lag city..

(adj.) Lag city by john December 17, 2004

Jet Lag 

The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.

Julio had bad jet lag, causing him to ejaculate minutes later than he thought.

Jet Lag by Booed December 11, 2013

shit lag 

similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping

man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.

shit lag by stoive March 7, 2005

fete-lag 

When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.

MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?

K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.

fete-lag by mollygoodhead December 20, 2009

chicken lag

When one does not feel good after having lots of chicken.

I had the wings from the restaurant down the street, and now I got the chicken lag.

chicken lag by Ravi B. August 3, 2006

head lag 

head lag is a form of lag that is not based on a slow connection to the server, but based on the fact that the gamer is so scared of lag that his head feels lag when there is no lag.

"Myst you dont lag, thats just head lag..." -Axslav

head lag by Cung Shu February 8, 2007