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Lumberjack'd

Traditionally the term by which one would indicate that they just got their lumber stolen, this word now refers to the event when you leave Facebook open on your computer and someone else posts something (often self-degrading, or the word "Lumberjack'd" itself) on your wall.
Traditional usage: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's building materials getting stolen.)

Current Use: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's dignity being stolen.)
by The Wandering Mage March 5, 2011
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Lumber Licker

by DeathMetalFan10 June 4, 2011
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lshmbhp

Similar to LOL, it is an abbreviation of the phrase, "laughing so hard my butthole puckered."
-What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?
-idk what?
-Kermit the frogs finger

-LSHMBHP!!!
by branese August 3, 2012
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Lumberjack

The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.
'That kid is weird, how does he have friends'
'He's a lumberjack'
'Oh that explains it'
by Noet123 April 28, 2014
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lumberjack tattoo

A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.
"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"
by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014
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lumber packer

A lumber packer is an individual who packs lumber. Packing lumber is one of the final steps in the creation process of a board.

Lumber packers work a difficult job that requires individuals to labor as hard as they can.

In a community, young men who pack lumber are the studs of the area. All of the fathers wish to shake their hands and all of the mothers beg them to marry their daughters. In comparison, young men who work any other job, such as bagging groceries, are considered to be wusses and they are considered to have inferior genes. As a result, the lumber packers steal all of the women and mock the grocery bagger.
"What do you do?"
"I am a lumber packer."
"Here is my daughter. She is yours."
by Мудак February 13, 2017
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Lumber fuck

One who is a unabashedly attracted to beards
See that guy and his magnificent beard, I'd lumber fuck him
by AceHatem June 5, 2017
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