laterdays

saying goodby to someone & having good day when leaving.

when exiting a party you are telling everybody laterdays.

by lakeshow24 October 22, 2010

Literally full of shit

When your digestive system is backed up to the point where the majority of it is filled with partially-to-fully digested food.

God, I'm so constipated, I'm literally full of shit.

by Mistlebone March 1, 2017

Hairy lester

To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off

Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth

by tainty salad May 23, 2011

daniel lester

Phillip Lester's Daddy

Daddy Daniel Lester

by Does_Jumin_Han_is_gay May 13, 2017

Give you a tinkle later

It's basically another way to say that you will give someone a call later on, like when you get home or have some free time.

The origin of the line 'you and your m8 where bunking off school,right, and you were enjoying ur 99p bargain mcflurry on ya local council bench, when all of a suddenly your other m8’s nan appears after a quick trip to the local tescos (supermarket) down the road, and you have a quick chit chat. And right before she is about to leave she says “I’ll give your mum a tinkle later” and walks off like a fuckin ledge.'

"I'll give you a tinkle later when I get in, all right ?"

by satanwhegg June 8, 2016

Lesterday

Any day previous to today.

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.

by Bumbooo January 16, 2014

Literal Definition of Perfection.

For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.

"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"

by The most perfect woman September 17, 2016