Loiel

A guy who is extremely loyal and has good integrity. He is super funny and has a lot of charm. He is a real Ladies man. Unfortunately lots of women get put in the friend zone, but if your lucky enough to be chosen as a lover he probably end up marrying you as he mates for life. You will be sure to be impressed in the bedroom, As Loiel has more cock than you'll ever need. He's the real full package: witty charming, funny, sexy, and sophisticated. Loiels tend to be business owners. They are mostly successful but usually have messy workspaces.

Jane: I orgasm and 14 times last night.

Claire: You must have been with a Loiel.

by Micheal Sutteraom June 9, 2018

Loistered

To be extremely intoxicated from too much alcohol.

Lad, I was totally loistered last night, can't remember a thing.

by anotheranswerphone June 26, 2018

loigo

A super weird, but cool, dude who usually lives in Brazil. He has long dark hair and messed up teeth, and a weird, slightly autistic, girlfriend.

Hey, did you see loigo yesterday? I heard he produced another beat today.

by techtechtick May 8, 2018

Loinky

The brother of doinky, loinky is when ur shit won’t stop expoding out of your asshole.

Lexi’s loinky caused a mysterious stench in the portable toilet as Arianna entered.

by Bobjames432 May 16, 2018

loicle

When someone is loyal but that loyalty is conditional.

He cheated on her and he apologized ,she is still loicle to him, he has her loiclty.

by Pystal November 21, 2018

Loike

When somebody likes something or someone to a point but does not like it enough to love him/her/it

James: hey I heard you love sasha

Brian: i like her a lot but i don't love her i guess you can say I loike her

by Lol bts December 1, 2018

Loiter Zone

This major term is made up of 2 similar terms
Loiter + Friend Zone.Pulled out of Dictionary.com, Loiter means - “to linger aimlessly or as if aimless in or about a place“ The background of this major term is made up by a young prophecy of BMX, who is yet to come to the Olympics.

You guys are best friends but the relationship isnt gonna move and you now enter a zone far deeper then the friend zone; hence the loiter zone

Girl 2: “OMG! You guys are actually soo cute!” (Indicating Girl 1 and Guy 1”
Girl 1: “We are best friends”
Guy 1: “Can we be more?”
Girl 1: “Mega best friends?”
Guy 2: “CUNT, Your in the loiter zone”

by NotTheRealLachieKelly January 23, 2019