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ligma

a joke or a disease, anyway both are bad
person one :"you drink this potion you get ligma"
person 2 : "whats ligma?"
by localwallmartbag February 7, 2022
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Ligma is a disease spread by many other insects when someone or something has died
by Junkieonvicksinhaler May 12, 2021
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Ligma is a diseaserelated to sugma
Buuut you have ligma
Guy 1 : I have ligma
Guy 2 : What's ligma ?
Guy 1 : LIGMA BALLS
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A very rare medical condition, very fatal. The only known case was with world famous entrepreneur, Steve Jobs.
Him: Hey did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs
Him: Ligma Balls
by Lee, Jodie April 18, 2022
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A phrase that is used by an individual who intends to set up another individual for a "ligma nuts" / "ligma balls" joke, similar to "deez nuts".

The most common made-up definition of "ligma" is a fake illness / disease.

Synonymous with "sugma", also commonly referring to a fake illness / disease.

Other meaningless terms including "sigma", "shrigma", "enigma", "figma", and "pragma" are used similarly to set up "-gma balls" jokes, but are intended to be contextually synonymous with "ligma" despite the nonsensical phrase.
me: yo the doctor called. i have ligma
Dave: ligma?
me: ligma balls

me: yo i got a new enigma
Sally: enigma?
me: enigma qballs
Sally: enigma qballs?
me: Electro-Harmonix Enigma: Q-Balls for Bass
Sally: what?
me: ligma balls
by deadavenger July 5, 2022
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When a fat man says Ligma run he’s trying to get you to lick his fat shitty ass hole so run and hide but don’t go near maccies
Fat cunt wanna Ligma

Man no everyone run I don’t want to lick his dirty ass hole

Fat man stomping around
by Pussy magnet 102 May 7, 2024
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dont even think about sayingwhat is it
1: Hey..
2: What?
1: I can’t talk to you for much longer………..
2: Wait what why
1: i am going to die…. i have 3 weeks left..
2: OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE
1: ligma
2: Never heard of ligma. what is it?
1: ligma………… ligma balls
2: meet me at the cemetery 3:33 am
1: hol up!!!
by soup_rat November 27, 2021
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