landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 05, 2023

sufi land

The place sami wants to go to when he takes shrooms

fuck this shit I wanna go to sufi land... read books and shit

by kerimeton July 07, 2010

Land Vegan

A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s hens’ eggs.

Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.

She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣

Watt?🤷 ♂️👌

Go off 👸

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 02, 2020

Pishbulls land

Also Known As: The Land Of The Great Pishbulls

Where all the Pishbulls with SBL n SPL n Pishbulls Accent.

the land.. pil lip pin! lol

by PishBuLLs D3 July 12, 2004

cat land

The area where cats come from. It is inside a "box". And can oly be entered through your cats litter tray, hence why they spend so much time there.
It is a very good place to be...

My cat wot let me go to cat land :(

by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009

kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look

Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!

by Bleach Drinker July 07, 2017

Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023