Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

lance sparks

A very sweet,dreamy eyed, loving guy that makes Chloe smile just by looking at him. He is cute even when he is mad. He is the best thing that has ever happened to Chloe's life.

Chloe dosent know what she would ever do without Lance Sparks.

by Chloe Harville April 14, 2015

lady lance

basically, a blocks cock.

wow look at Johnny's lady lancer... he really could take your eye out with that!

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004

University of Central Lancashire

If you go to Uclan odds are you fucked up your alevels or you mis-spelt UCLA

person: "I went to the University of Central Lancashire"
Employer: *seen at 20:18*

by BiscuitTin14 May 15, 2018

Lance Corporal

Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.

Lance Corporal

by dillon archeluta October 19, 2010

Lance

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.

Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!

by me_idiot May 20, 2006

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005