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Customer who will not enter a store in person, or even pick up the phone, but will not hesitate to trash you, your performance or your company to Hell and back by email or online review. IF any in-person or telephone contact is made, a Keyboard Gangster will go directly to your boss and trash you there as well. Could also be described as a crossbreed of a coward and a Troll.
You can try and get ahold of him, but he won't pick up. He's just a Keyboard Gangster, yo. Just forget about him.
by CosmosTheProfessor December 28, 2019
All Video Game Nerds from 80s till 1999
All keyboard gangsters always on them online games trash talking and always winning
All keyboard gangsters always on them online games trash talking and always winning
He is the keyboard gangster of mechworrier online
by ToniChong420 February 22, 2019
Keyboard rage is usually when a guy gets angry and he started to write spam messages like (u h4v n0 lyf3) or just some meaningless words
Usually slamming their head into the keyboard
Usually slamming their head into the keyboard
Me rekting a bitchass kid
Kid:as
Kid:a
Kid:adads
Kid:ddas
KID:SADSSAF
Kid:idyshdjdhbsjdgd(then keyboard explosion)
Kid has left the server(rage quit)
Me:lmao he did a keyboard rage and then ragequitted
Kid:as
Kid:a
Kid:adads
Kid:ddas
KID:SADSSAF
Kid:idyshdjdhbsjdgd(then keyboard explosion)
Kid has left the server(rage quit)
Me:lmao he did a keyboard rage and then ragequitted
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 14, 2019
Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 10, 2024
(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.
(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.
(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.
by Juried March 04, 2021
bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
by rat, but this time smarter November 24, 2023