Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025

Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

Ken

A Ghoul.

Ken is gay.

by ThiccJim69 January 4, 2017

Ken Pierce

A white man in his mid-late forties, short stature, hundreds of shitty tattoos that have been covered by hundreds more shitty tattoos which cover both his arms almost completely. A loud mouth, condescending prick who bullies people he deems weak and has a tendency to trick and lure women of all walks of life but always much younger in age even though he has been married to the same, surprisingly beautiful, woman for almost 20 years. He will tell you he loves you when you are in the most vulnerable position of your life, thats when he grooms his victims for further abuse. He likes to be called Daddy in the bedroom but is nothing like a Daddy in the actual ddlg or bdsm world. He is dominant, yet overbearing and controlling and he will lie to your face even when he does not have to. He enjoys ruining other peoples relationships like a sport.

Ken Pierce is always living by the motto, play or be played.

Ken Pierce is a miserable person and leaves a trail of broken hearts behind him.

by Informed March 5, 2020

Ken

A person you don’t have a problem with or cool with

I would date you but you fuck with the ken

by Letmeadornu October 8, 2021

KEN

a fat old piece of shit who is a plumber, father to five losers and husband to a second handed fat old piece of shit slut.

Ran into Ken at the bar. Ken is going to fix the pipes.

by XOXO10147 June 8, 2019

Ken

Ken is Kenough and his Kenergy radiates the room when he walKens in. His Kenergy is a Kennon event. He is Kenchanted. He Kennot EVER be wrong. Except for when he is patriachary. He is Kentertaining and KENTASTIC! *Gallops my invisible horse*

"Ken you not?"
"I KENNOT!"
"I am Kenough."

by kenoughh July 27, 2023