Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Ken

The male equivalent of a Karen: One who is slightly inconvenienced by the most minor thing and must make it as big of a problem for others as it is for him

While the surveyors were working, Ken said "this is private property, please leave" before calling the police anyway.

by willheim March 2, 2021

Ken Doll Cold

So cold your manhood is non-existent

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!

by Spookm14 June 27, 2019

ken penders

a really weird guy who took control of the sonic comic and kept adding echidna OCs to it before they were all killed off when he got booted off

guy 1: "did you hear about ken penders?"
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."

by Wrennethy March 19, 2024

A Ken

The male version of "A Karen"- an overly picky and rude person.

Bob- "I cannot believe that they added HAM to this sandwhich!!!! I HATE HAM! What a disgrace!"
Sally- "Ugh. You're such a ken, bob."

by MarshieBunny18 March 16, 2022

ken

hot

"wow ken is so hot"
"i know"

by kiran (the cooler one) January 3, 2022

Kenned

A popular new age form of screwing up the coding on a website, meaning that the page begins to function incorrectly and works significantly different to the design.

The webpage design looked great until it got kenned

by peterlowe May 22, 2012