El Keezy

A El Keezy is a bullshit made up word that the famous offtop rapper J-Weezy uses in his song “killin $hit 💯”.

Hey yo J-Weezy what’s a El Keezy?

Fuck if I know🤷🏾 ♂️ I made that shit up.

by Mixed_Mamba11 July 13, 2018

house keeper

Cleans up after nasty ass people,needs bigger tips and more respect

Oh she's a house keeper

by Hazendred January 31, 2019

am just keeping it for a mate

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.

Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.

by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016

Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

hidden talent, keep it hidden

when someone believes that they’re secretly good at something, but in reality they’re terrible

person 1: posts a video of them singing a song horribly
the comments: HIDDEN TALENT, KEEP IT HIDDEN

by inkdemonlives July 16, 2023

keeping 6

In the act of keeping watch for police or other authorities such as parents.

"Yo man dem make sure your keeping 6 one time while a blaze this spliff"

by triniandchillin June 14, 2008

keep it stupid simple

Keep it so simple that stupid people can do it. First thought of on December 15, by an Dutch entrepreneur: "Our website should be so simple that even people without elementary school can do it. KEEP IT STUPID SIMPLE".

The man is right!

"I have a business idea selling cans of beer to children and we're gonna keep it stupid simple."

by heund December 18, 2011