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Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!
by Scorp130n May 20, 2013
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keyboard of shame

Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.
There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.
by Klaser February 28, 2014
mugGet the keyboard of shamemug.

Keyboard

Used to define discord mod dating “kitten” people. Or people who are severely desperate and like to edate
I heard Micheal is dating that girl 2,000 miles away.”
“So he’s a Keyboard?”
by YunjinLee September 12, 2022
mugGet the Keyboardmug.

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.
joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu
by the blaster. August 16, 2023
mugGet the that's how the keyboard worksmug.

Keyboard warrior

People like ‘sesh gremlins’ who act hard over text but don’t say or do anything in person because they are too scared
You’re nothing but a keyboard warrior mate, pipe down.
by ADL FC March 2, 2019
mugGet the Keyboard warriormug.

Keyboard Boomer

A person with boomer tendencies when interacting with others on the internet. A Keyboard boomer will often take the bait of trolls as a serious disagreement, leading them to spend time and resources defending their position to educate the troll on the other side of the conversation.
This keyboard boomer just sent me a wall of dictionary definitions about the word toxin.
by willose June 9, 2021
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Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.
Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024
mugGet the Keyboard Cancermug.

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