Bedroom Karate

A modern form of the martial art that involves earning belts through sleeping with people from various backgrounds and cultures.

White Belt - Caucasian
Yellow Belt - Asian
Black Belt with a white stripe - African- American girl with Caucasian tendencies

Steve: So glad you made me go to that party last night, finally hooked up with Cindy Lee, got that yellow belt! Master sensei!!

Mike: Textbook Bedroom Karate execution! Better put a white stripe on that, she's got tendencies for sure!

by motherlover213 November 24, 2013

Karate

A martial arts style which is totally ineffective in MMA competitions like UFC and Pride. Every time a Karate dude gets in the ring, he is either knocked out or taps out. If you want to learn self defense, study grappling, wrestling, or kick boxing.

Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......

Rick Davis got knocked out by Melvin Guillard at UFC 60. I should have saw that coming.....Rick Davis studied Kenpo Karate!

by transduction June 11, 2006

karate slippers

a set of old,ugly and inappropriate foot wear.

hey dude did you see those old worn out karate slippers he had on last night??

by spike001 November 26, 2005

Karthik

Karthik always use get in a trouble. Whenever he try to talk with a new girl he always try to be smart but he is not, Karthik name is usually for dumb ass person who always think that online girl is real and he will gonna date that girl which is impossible.

Karthik knows how to play cricket but he don't know how to spin ball. Usually this name people thrown out by there family when he didn't come home on time.

Abe gandu kya karthik banegare tu.....
It's like ocean and water same as Karthik and saiju

by Keerti_1214 November 24, 2021

Karate Kidding

Waxing on and off in public places.

What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing

by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011

Karate Chop Duty

The act of holding a fuzzy oven-mitted hand in between the vagina and anus of a female in the midst of D.P. effectively stopping scrotums from unpleasantly rubbing together.

Gonzo was on Karate Chop Duty while, Andrew, Paul, and Stephen Gang-banged his mom.

by SlamDuncan January 12, 2015

Kartaholic

Addicted to playing Mario Kart

I MUST play Mario Kart daily. I am a Kartaholic.

by ςμηηγ February 18, 2015