Junk-a-stunk

Foul smelling male, or female genitals.

I couldn't go down, cause there was way too much junk-a-stunk.

by J. Lincoln December 22, 2008

junk jaw

Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!

The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.

by Shucky Kunt September 1, 2017

junk in the trunk

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk

He likes to put his junk in the trunk

by Keloid Conquerer January 25, 2010

butt junk

to get cummed up the ass

i got BUTT JUNKED!

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

Junk Rider

A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.

Also can be shortened to "J.R."

1.
Guy: Hey, junk rider!
J.R.: You want some?
Guy: Hell no, you've been on way too many cocks.

by someonewithnoone August 25, 2007

junk armor

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An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury.

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"That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now."

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by al-in-chgo March 8, 2010

junk in the frunk

Another term for fupa .

She gotta lotta junk in the frunk.

by Bcanz1 November 17, 2022