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jizz jug

When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)
John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.

Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
by jizzjuggernumber1 June 29, 2024
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Jug

“Jug” is one of the many traditional, british terms for a pint, or a series thereof.

See also: Jars (n)

In centuries past, beer was served in earthenware jars, some of which had a handle on the side (See: Toby jug). Over the years, these earthenware jugs were replaced by metal and latterly, glass jugs, which gave rise to the euphemism we know, and love today.

Often heard in conjuction with “pop out for,” “I’m just going for a jug” is usually understood to mean that the person intends to drink as many pints as possible in a worryingly short space of time. This is so that he can give the impression, on returning home, that he is anything but the beer-soaked bar fiend he is and avoid angering “the management”.

The reasoning behind this “concentrated sesh” is because science has shown that women expect men to drink perhaps two pints an hour, not the fifteen pints that their husbands are desperately chugging in The Dog and Duck to render themselves anaesthetised to the horrors of domestic life. The studies have also shown a direct correlation between the amount of time spent away and the level of suspicion. Once the level of suspicion exceeds about 50%, the probability of World War III occuring rapidly increases to 1.
The boys and I have decided to pop out for a few jugs, back in an hour!”

“Sorry kids, your father’s gone for a jug with the boys; he won’t be back for another hour but I’m sure that he will be delighted to read to you as soon as he comes in..” (Not bloody likely!)
by WileyCoyotus February 23, 2018
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Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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Jug

Bob just jug somebody car .
by Dracoling August 11, 2017
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Chug-Jugs

A slang word for females boobs which is extremely large in comparison to her body
Lauren has some nice Chug-Jugs
by Watershoter123 February 20, 2019
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to jug

To hustle a playa on that grind. Make that money by straight trappin.
I'm gunna need to jug all day, I don't have any money for the club.
by prohoe-kittEpooh November 1, 2017
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tiddie chug jugs

This word/phrase 'tiddie chug jugs' derives from the game Fortnite. A chug jug is a big poison you can drink in Fortnite and streamers and Fortnite players turned it into a phrase to describe women with big breast. Its become a joke around the Fortnite community and has evolved to have many meanings.
Jay: Wow have you seen our mate kais mum
Aaron: yeah man, she has big tiddie chug jugs
Morgan: Lol, thats true
kai: YH, looks like i'm one lucky boy
by dank Fran 2020 October 2, 2020
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