perry johnson

that dumb bitch that loves blue food

Mr D: Perry Johnson!!!
Percy Jackson: that's not my name!!!

by Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop September 10, 2020

Jig Johnson

Jig John for short, is a discreet way in which to reference illegal drugs, usually marijuana.

"Hey man, let's go see ol' Jig Johnson."

"Groovy, man."

by Capt. Commy July 5, 2008

griffin johnson

the nicest, smartest, and funniest person. he’s so caring and always looks out to make sure his friends are okay. everyone should love griffin johnson.

me : hey did you see griffin johnson’s new video?
friend : yeah, he’s so nice!

by Pass me January 16, 2021

Jayden Johnson

A very gorgeous,funny,cute,etc.. And just a great person all around

Mason: are you going to hang with Jayden Johnson

Shane: hell yea I am

by I’m short September 28, 2017

johnson out

When a male golfer who is teeing off does not hit his golf ball past the ladies tees.

On you're next shot you have to johnson out because you did not hit it past the ladies tees.

by Yoyooyoto February 26, 2019

howard johnson

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.

I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.

by P-Diddy 33 August 4, 2007

Johnson City

A city in NE Tennessee where people in the Abingdon/Bristol area go to find the stores and restaurants that everywhere else in the country has. It is often affectionately referred to as "Jesus City" or "the City of Johnson."

You know if you want to buy that we're going to be making a trip to Johnson City.

by maryla September 30, 2007