by Winter Nigga November 20, 2017
A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
by Awhshit! October 16, 2014
When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere
by Kaatkit October 24, 2017
by 1luckypenny September 07, 2017
No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
by goodduck4 June 29, 2014
by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014
AKA Splash Tash
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021