Jesus Zombie Day

Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead

Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight

by Jaster Mereel May 15, 2007

jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.

wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010

jesuszilla

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

by Jack September 20, 2004

Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!

Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid

by Ricky/Noah October 10, 2016

Jesi

The plural of Jesus (Pronounced hey-sy).

A flock of jesi is approaching from the west.

by MaliceLocke June 4, 2012

Jesenia

A very beautiful girl who loves like no other. It takes her a while to take an interest in someone, but when she falls, she falls hard. She’s a keeper, someone like her is someone you need to cuff! She’s also an amazing friend and has a huge heart. If you let her go, you’re dumb, because you’ll never meet someone as genuine and kind and caring as her.

Name Origin: Spanish

Jesenia looks beautiful today.
Jesenia is an amazing friend.

by soaphandle April 23, 2018

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009