Jean Balls

the image you see when i guy wearing wranglers lifts his knees to his chest. often called JB. It is the male equivelent of camel toe/ vajeana

"put your legs down you got jean balls."

"dude nobody wants to see your JB"

"i thought that girls camel toe was bad but that guy had jean EVERYTHING"

by mr. 2010 1/2 July 11, 2010

Jeans People

People who wear jeans when they are skiing or snowboarding

Dude I can't believe how many jeans people there were on the slopes today

by antijeanspeopleadvocateforlife December 29, 2010

Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

mom jeans

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks

Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010

Sex Jeans

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.

My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.

by davidddddddd February 22, 2009

jean scream

1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.

Boy: Hello Helga

Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?

Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.

Helga: RAWR!

Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?

by Mister Darko August 20, 2006

girlfriend jeans

Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.

"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"

by Wes' Coast Yo March 3, 2010