Jason

Jason is that boy. yes. that guy. that guy who will walk in the hallway, but then out of no where, starts running. He says weird stuff. It is hard to understand Jason, as you never know if he is being serious. Once hes on stage, you can't get him off. He never goes down with out a fight. Jason is nice. He makes you feel happy sometimes. But. No.

I know a Jason.

by jasonyeager10121 February 28, 2018

Jason

Jason is a sound lad that pulls all the beours.jason tends to be ginger and have bald patches

Jason has alopecia

by Coolswagmemelord May 14, 2018

Jason

hahahahahah jason ? stupid idiot nigga he's so fucktard i can't talk about that stupid name anymore

i wish all jason's will die

by by jason February 17, 2017

Jason

As in Jason Puncheon (footballer), puncheon (punching) above his weight looks wise.

That guy is a total Jason

by Hamptonslonelyboy February 15, 2017

jason

a jerk with no friend Jeremy and nate jake franky and he lives in a box and is not cool

jason is dum

by poojjgrgrugrgr June 5, 2017

Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean August 13, 2017

Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017