The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 15, 2005

Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

Jared Dela Cruz

To be the stupidest, dumbest, and the most desperate piece of shit

"Bro you're actin like a Jared Dela Cruz

by JaredisGayAf January 4, 2017

Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008

Jaredian

An incredibly amazing, smart, beautiful and awesome person who is a fan of the gorgeous, tall, talented, genius, Jared Padalecki. Because he has an incredibly large fan-base, his fans need there own name, which is Jaredian.

Jared: My fans now have their own title.
Jensen: Oh yeah?
Jared: Yep, they are that amazing... they are JAREDIANS!
Jensen: That's awesome!

by DEFFINITLYNOTBATGIRLJUSTSAYING January 6, 2011

jardel

1) (n.) one who makes a public sexual advance on gnomes or smurfs, whether or not the object is willing. Often, a jardel has a small penis and instantly denies any wrong-doing.

The crime rate in the homosexual community of Juneau has skyrocketed due to the constant emergence of jardels.

by gje January 8, 2005