Jackass

You

You are a jackass

by Icomeherefortheclout September 22, 2020

Jackalope

An endearing name for outdoor enthusiasts from the eastern sagelands of the Cascadian Bioregion, Great Basin, and greater American Sagelands. Fiercely independant and largely self reliant, the amiable Jackalopes happily fufill the roles of steward and protector of Cascadia's vast eastern frontier.

Today some outstanding Jackalopes organized a trash party at Owyhee State Park to enrich our community and keep our precious Sagelands clean of litter.

by Jackalope Reserves January 9, 2021

jackamous

jackamous is a very epic tiktoker which is very a funny guy/girl and she sometimes pretends to be a Minecraft zombie

yo have you seen jackamous latest tiktok

by epic gamer October 18, 2021

blind jackal

1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.

2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.

1) Too much blind jackal for you!

2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?

by Peeves May 25, 2004

Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012

Fuck a jackalope day

Fuck a jackalope day is an international holiday celebrated on the 18th of December. Celebrators typically pound the plump ass of the nearest jackalope then treat them for aftercare cuddles.

Damn, tomorrow is fuck a jackalope day, my dick is rock hard.

by meatier December 17, 2020

complete jackass

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.

Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.

by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008