Some asshole that will steal your bagel, skull fuck your grandfathers pet turtle, and most likely sword fight his own brother. Jacob is very dangerous. If you come into contact with one... Hide your beans!
Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel... and fucked my grandfathers pet turtle Harrold! What a fag!!
Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel... and fucked my grandfathers pet turtle Harrold! What a fag!!
by KillYourselfAndLetMeUseThisNam June 29, 2019
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by Guacomoleniggapenis December 1, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.Is a man-whore, a player, a liar, and a cheater. He has the biggest self-esteem. He thinks that he is the hottest guy on earth but in reality, he's a fucking goat. He has long brown hair with light brown eyes. He gets a girl and cheats on her. Then, he'll go and lie to her face about it. Jacob is so two-faced.
Girl 1: So me and Jacob are now dating.
Girl 2: What no, me and him have been talking for atleast 2 months.
*Girl 3 walks by*
Girl 2: Tell Maci that me and Jacob have been talking for a while now.
Girl 3: What, he was just filling all up on my bestfriends a few days ago.
*Girl 2 walk over to Jacob*
Girl 2: So you're with Maci, and you don't even tell me or try and text me?
Jacob: What, I'd never do that to you.
*Girl 2 walks over to Girls 1*
Girl 2: He just said that he'd never go out with you.
Girl 1 : He's such a liar.
Girl 2 : I told you.
Girl 2: What no, me and him have been talking for atleast 2 months.
*Girl 3 walks by*
Girl 2: Tell Maci that me and Jacob have been talking for a while now.
Girl 3: What, he was just filling all up on my bestfriends a few days ago.
*Girl 2 walk over to Jacob*
Girl 2: So you're with Maci, and you don't even tell me or try and text me?
Jacob: What, I'd never do that to you.
*Girl 2 walks over to Girls 1*
Girl 2: He just said that he'd never go out with you.
Girl 1 : He's such a liar.
Girl 2 : I told you.
by Don't_Try_Me_Hoe October 6, 2018
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He is generic in all other ways and has a thing for gingers, he dosent like to disappoint or mess things up
He is generic in all other ways and has a thing for gingers, he dosent like to disappoint or mess things up
He is a jacob
by HandOverTheMilk May 15, 2019
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Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
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