Jacob

Jacob is gay, a homosexual, and gay. He knows how to make a girl feel uncomfortable and self-cautious. He makes people a homophobic and not like him. He is also very white as a cracker.
Jacob is gay I can’t stand him and his whiteness.
by Guacomoleniggapenis December 1, 2019
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Jacob

Some asshole that will steal your bagel, skull fuck your grandfathers pet turtle, and most likely sword fight his own brother. Jacob is very dangerous. If you come into contact with one... Hide your beans!

Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel... and fucked my grandfathers pet turtle Harrold! What a fag!!
Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel?
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Jacob

Is a man-whore, a player, a liar, and a cheater. He has the biggest self-esteem. He thinks that he is the hottest guy on earth but in reality, he's a fucking goat. He has long brown hair with light brown eyes. He gets a girl and cheats on her. Then, he'll go and lie to her face about it. Jacob is so two-faced.
Girl 1: So me and Jacob are now dating.
Girl 2: What no, me and him have been talking for atleast 2 months.
*Girl 3 walks by*
Girl 2: Tell Maci that me and Jacob have been talking for a while now.
Girl 3: What, he was just filling all up on my bestfriends a few days ago.
*Girl 2 walk over to Jacob*
Girl 2: So you're with Maci, and you don't even tell me or try and text me?
Jacob: What, I'd never do that to you.
*Girl 2 walks over to Girls 1*
Girl 2: He just said that he'd never go out with you.
Girl 1 : He's such a liar.
Girl 2 : I told you.
by Don't_Try_Me_Hoe October 6, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is generally a racist guy!!
He is generic in all other ways and has a thing for gingers, he dosent like to disappoint or mess things up
He is a jacob
by HandOverTheMilk May 15, 2019
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Jacob

-"ew it's Jacob"
by sargybargyboo December 2, 2019
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Jacob

A typically gay type of guy
Oh your so jacob, green
by Jacobisgay101 June 19, 2019
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Jacob

A lying ass bitch, will destroy you mentally, sucks dick behind any girlfriends back, eats a guys ass, will lead you on for attention, has a small pp, short as hell
Fuck it’s Jacob, run sis
by sucksalot October 27, 2019
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