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Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
"My friend totally just Jessica Spielberg Katz'd me... he must be wasted because none of his text messages make any sense!"
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She is a perfect definition of Aquarius.
She is a perfect definition of Aquarius.
All the girls want to be her, all the boys want to be with her.
Guy 1: Oh snap, here comes Jessica C, she is so gorgeous.
Guy 2: Yeah, so slutty.
Guy 1: I want her.
Girl 1: What a bitch.
Guy 1: You're just jealous.
Girl 1: Fine I am.
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Guy 2: Yeah, so slutty.
Guy 1: I want her.
Girl 1: What a bitch.
Guy 1: You're just jealous.
Girl 1: Fine I am.
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Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
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