jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!

by gooty2 January 22, 2010

Corner Jockey

A hooker/prostitute or someone who stands on the street corner an takes money for sex.

Larry just had sex with that corner jockey an now has a rash!

by Lkephart January 17, 2011

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

raft jockey

A racist name for a Cuban who made it to Florida on a raft.

Elian Gonzalez was a raft jockey.

by Meredith Kennedy August 9, 2007

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009

Cave Jockey

{Colloquial English, from East-End London}

A gentleman who enjoys riding in another man's dirty hole. Usually less intelligent than the closely related Marmite Miner.

Ben "C'mon Dave show me your arse"
Dave "Get off me Ben, you cave jockey"

by Brucey Big Bonus April 16, 2013