Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.
by ImDrillin August 30, 2017
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remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.
by kingofgeats July 20, 2010
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hot jockey

The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.
Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore
by Insan3Chi1d February 12, 2016
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junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.

Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards
Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey
by humpity889 October 23, 2014
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 08, 2020
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Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water
"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell
by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016
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snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).
Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.
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