jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019

Jesus

My straight up homeboy from heaven

Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven

by RainTube September 21, 2018

Jesus

Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists

Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: yes?

by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019

jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.

jesus is not anyone savior

by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020

Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.

“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

“Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”

by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020