by bizzeb June 7, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.
by BlackPoker June 8, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. a misogynistic douchebag who doesn't know how to take a hint, but when he does he gets pissed off at you. he also has terrible road rage, and can't complete simple tasks over and over without getting irritated i.e. has zero patience. the kind of guy who will take you on a date as more than friends when it actually is just a friend date and will ruin your favorite music with memories of how he let his attraction to you get in the way of allowing you to have a good time.
by mikayla29102 May 5, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
by J123345 March 4, 2025
Get the Jared’s girlfriendmug. Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol
by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.
Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Teacher:Jared read paragraph 8.
Jared:No I cannot, whats up I'm Jared and I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.
Jared:No I cannot, whats up I'm Jared and I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.
by VINES ARE MY LIFE April 16, 2020
Get the Jaredmug.