The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
Get the ivan's fook & ankelsmug. Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…
by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. He who will make you laugh and everyone will respect him, but he will get freaky when you want him too.
by Plethora God June 13, 2023
Get the Ivan Hernandezmug. The Legend. He is terminators son. Also know as the sexiest Man on earth. Likable guy. If he is sitting next to you give him a kiss. If u are a girl. Just saying. Great at sports. sucks at video games. Hustler. Always keeps laughing even when he's the most depressed.
by anonymous November 3, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.
by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. by ginahani October 7, 2009
Get the ivan beceramug. The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!
by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022
Get the Ivanmug.