When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
by coolhottie December 08, 2022
A bearded midget with enormous desire to lick women's feet. However despite previous fact he shits his pants or gets instant erection if he sees a woman
Hey, look at that SERYOGIN IVAN, he got a boner only by looking at that 67 y.o disabled woman, what a weirdo
by KHyP April 12, 2023
Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.
Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.
Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.
Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.
by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021
This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.
by 1234ortnite April 09, 2018
Stemming from the root of the “White Russian,” the Ivan Drago is a beverage made by mixing vodka and milk poured over Kellogg’s brand Special K cereal in a red solo cup.
Ex; “No Rocky marathon is complete without an Ivan Drago to wash down your Philly cheesesteak”
College Student 1; “Taco Bell breakfast smacks”
College Student 2; “I had the true breakfast of champions, the Ivan Drago”
College Student 3; “If he dies, he dies”
College Student 1; “Taco Bell breakfast smacks”
College Student 2; “I had the true breakfast of champions, the Ivan Drago”
College Student 3; “If he dies, he dies”
by Thpecial K January 19, 2021
Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale A great man
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024