pet gecko

A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.

person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."

by gabble gospel March 10, 2020

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ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

by goofing off March 07, 2006

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When someone gets a rooster as a pet.

We had a pet rooster last week.

by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023

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a compliment meaning that they are good with pets.

That girl is 'stew pet'

by theswaggernaut January 01, 2017

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When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017

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ummm im not to sure but i think its pretty much anything while the clothes are still on. Like foreplay but more pointless.

tara caught us doing some "heavy petting" WTF.

by emoanthony October 11, 2005

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where u ejaculate in the class rabbits water bowl and wait for him to drink it. usually performed by a black person who cant get none

tolu gave smarties a teachers pet and now smarties is dead cos tolu had aids

by James Connor August 13, 2006

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