tuna pocket

the severely unkempt genitalia of a woman who lacks both hygiene and common sense. her "free spirit" causes her pubic hair to act as a strainer (think pasta), catching anything and everything it comes into contact with. as it gathers debris, it emits a lethal stench, much like that of rotten fish. it can also be referred to as a "clam lip"

for those of you that found that hard to follow, it's just a dirty vagina that smells really really bad.

"dude, that woman smells. she must have one helluva tuna pocket"

by My friggin' Name July 12, 2006

Pocket Rocket

A boner

“Oh Tyler over there has a pocket rocket”

by Uhhhwtf April 19, 2018

hog pocket

Derived from cutting a hole in your pants pocket and putting your dick in it.

That guy was digging around in his pocket like he had a hog pocket!

by knujscire June 22, 2016

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018

cutty pocket

A hidden storage space inside an article of clothing, purse or backpack either made by the manufacturer or improvised by the user.

He undid the stitching inside his hat so he could have a cutty pocket for his weed.

by Mr. C's Dream Team December 23, 2006

Kidd pocket

when you take a shit in a Corvette and shut the doors for a surprise!

I left a Kidd pocket for my buddy Dustin,danny and Joe

by Kidd pocket June 21, 2008