the severely unkempt genitalia of a woman who lacks both hygiene and common sense. her "free spirit" causes her pubic hair to act as a strainer (think pasta), catching anything and everything it comes into contact with. as it gathers debris, it emits a lethal stench, much like that of rotten fish. it can also be referred to as a "clam lip"
for those of you that found that hard to follow, it's just a dirty vagina that smells really really bad.
for those of you that found that hard to follow, it's just a dirty vagina that smells really really bad.
by My friggin' Name July 12, 2006
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Kid 1: "what is that kid doing under there?"
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."
by Agent-Orange April 29, 2009
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by Mr. C's Dream Team December 23, 2006
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That skank's butt is flatter than a piece of paper..SAD POCKETS.(to the tune of the Hot Pockets song)
by J-crackem January 25, 2008
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