Chair Brownie

When you're sitting in a chair and you have to poop but you can't get up you poop

Aw man I just did a Chair Brownie

by Notachairbrownie February 19, 2017

Burro Chair

A chair for a jackass.

Trent doesn't work hard at all. He's been sitting in the burro chair for hours.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

put on the chair

(To be): to be given the death penalty by electrocution

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021

Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"

Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.

by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Dick-Chair

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.

She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.

by Jeen October 1, 2018