Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned

Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"

by Master gopher January 20, 2015

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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.

"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."

by rqd January 12, 2012

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rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain

"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"

by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021

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finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.

A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."

by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017

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Brain Free

Self Descriptive
Lack of brains

Brainless

1. If I wasn't brain free I'd be a rocket scientist.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.

by iamgrouchysmurf February 6, 2014

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