I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

i don't know

you don't know

i don't know

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023

I don't #

I do not hashtag
i do not beat around the bush

Person1: "you ugly slut, go suck a dick"
Person2: " sure, we can date."
Person1: "thats rude and arrogant"
Person2: "i don't #"

by Krkič November 11, 2019

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

I don't know

Time when we should meet up

Typically about 7 P.M.

"When should we meet up at the spot ?"
"I don't know"
"Okay , I'll be there."

by MRFreeYee December 21, 2023

I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022