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hedgehoes

just like hedgehogs but girls decided to be quirky so they called themselves hedgehoes to be different💅
a hedgehoe is a hoe that doesn't shave and has a literal hedge and doesn't feel any shame about it whatsoever
hedgehoes also usually like oral sex regardless of the munch who's eating it getting her long thick pubes in his mouth

also guys why the fuck is watermelon sugar still trending for me
bob: she looks so cute gives he an innocent vibe
brad: this is not part of the conversation but who the fuck names their child brad
lee: idk man kinda looks like a hedgehoe

# hedgehoes
by revivecreampie February 2, 2023
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a hodge

chickenhead, a person who gives massive fellatio, like a hodge.
by yamotha' December 25, 2008
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Silvia Hodge

You want Silvia Hodge taking care of your baby.
by wwwebsters May 18, 2009
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gleason hedge

A very intense, slightly war obsessed, cupcake calling, sports spectator that is a coach and gym teacher
Coach Gleason hedge made us run 3 extra laps for saying war was unnecessary
by Choco bunny eater April 25, 2014
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Sticky hedgehog

When in a park/field, when having sex and about to climax, pull out and finish over the ladies back, then roll her in fresh cut grass/down a hill and she'll look like a hedgehog
Hey I gave Tess a sticky hedgehog in the park last week
by Sticky hedgehog August 10, 2016
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Jamaican hedgehog

The act of tying your dreads to your balls in order to assist in self-fellatio.
Did you hear about Davey? He ended up in the hospital because he couldn’t untie his shit after that Jamaican hedgehog!
by Negligent discharge January 9, 2018
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Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.
Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019
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