just like hedgehogs but girls decided to be quirky so they called themselves hedgehoes to be different💅
a hedgehoe is a hoe that doesn't shave and has a literal hedge and doesn't feel any shame about it whatsoever
hedgehoes also usually like oral sex regardless of the munch who's eating it getting her long thick pubes in his mouth
also guys why the fuck is watermelon sugar still trending for me
a hedgehoe is a hoe that doesn't shave and has a literal hedge and doesn't feel any shame about it whatsoever
hedgehoes also usually like oral sex regardless of the munch who's eating it getting her long thick pubes in his mouth
also guys why the fuck is watermelon sugar still trending for me
bob: she looks so cute gives he an innocent vibe
brad: this is not part of the conversation but who the fuck names their child brad
lee: idk man kinda looks like a hedgehoe
# hedgehoes
brad: this is not part of the conversation but who the fuck names their child brad
lee: idk man kinda looks like a hedgehoe
# hedgehoes
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Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
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