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horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.
We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.
by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019
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Horse Hung

An extraordinarily large flaccid dick
Red is horse hung, his flaccid dick is bigger than Nick's hard one
by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022
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Argentina Horse

This is an internet slang that describes girls with high waist or pelvic section.
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
Wow! That Girl is an Argentina Horse
Her legs are so long ... a specie of Argentina Horse
by Omegah September 10, 2020
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Logan's Horse

Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.
Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?

Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse
by coreyorama March 25, 2011
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dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
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horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.
Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!
by Manhappenins February 17, 2017
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horse sauce

a nickname for the drug ketamine, a horse or cat tranquilizer.
my buddy always acts so dumb when he does too much horse sauce
by horsetranqguy August 24, 2019
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