Hammed

the state of intoxication from alcohol where you can't see, speak, stand or walk; the objective of every night out

obvo hammed after drinking 7 free t-shirts worth of drink ie. 28shots

by Rave slave February 8, 2009

hummel hammer

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

by bamzcky April 10, 2005

hammer down

pentagon developed protocol referring to destroying an area to isolate an incident or event

PRYCE - If you wanna go out in this, I ain't gonna stop you. But you gotta know somethin'. The government's considering the Hammer Down protocol, which means they're willing to let this whole area go.
ROB - You mean Midtown?
PRYCE - No, I mean Manhattan.

by mike at DoD January 18, 2008

hammerface

Hammerface is the old scary look that Herion Addicts develop over time, beautiful smooth bodies and ugly old scary Hammerfaces.
Refers to the old name for Herion (Hammer.) These days could probably refer to Meth too.

Person 1. See that stripper - her body totally doesn't match her face.
Person 2. No shit, she has a Hammerface for sure.

by Mooky Moo July 21, 2006

sticky hammer

A gentleman's penis post coitus; a cock covered in pussy juice

Drew: Jeff. I just woke up next to some chick I've never seen before. Is it ok to ask if we had sex?

Jeff: Nah, dude. Just go to the bathroom and check to see if you have a sticky hammer.

Drew: Good thinking bro.

by DrewNasty January 10, 2008

tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011