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hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
by Kabooofa November 5, 2008
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Attack of the 50' Hooker

(N.) Best softcore porno ever! (1994 @opyright) Stars "Leena" as the gentle Hooker.
Leena's back in a very BIG way in "Attack of the 50 foot Hooker." Only on Pinnacle Video.
by Unknown June 11, 2006
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mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese
Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker
by T DePuy October 3, 2005
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hooker face

A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.

It can also be used as a greeting.
Desi!! What's up hooker face!?

Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!

Hooker face, I love you, bitch!
by M.Eden November 10, 2008
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Horker

1. A mythical creature that resides along the Northern perimeter of Skyrim usually in freezing temperatures.

2. Someone who is very annoying or just generally unliked by the majority of people.
1. In my adventures of Skyrim i have encountered many dangerous horkers which have threatened my chance at survival

2. Man, that kid tries to be so cool, he's such a horker
by dburbs February 17, 2012
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Hooker Hunting

Hooker Hunting, also know as HH or H^2 (H Squared), is the term most commonly associated with walking around casinos (mainly in Las Vegas) at 4AM and looking for women who look like hookers. These hookers are sometimes wearing camouflage, and hard to spot. But an experienced H Hunter can spot them anywhere/anytime.

TIP: If you see a woman sitting at the 1 cent poker/slot machines in club-like attire at 1-6AM, then you have found a hooker and you have successfully hunted it.
This term can be used in a number of ways: Oohhhhhh man, "Hooker Hunting" time! ... Hey bro, when are we going HH-ing?
by Hooker Hunter of the Year February 4, 2010
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budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.
"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"
by czech yoself February 18, 2009
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