hitler face

when you're through fucking someone whose at the mercy end of your sex escapades and she asks you, "Are you done?" You say not yet and then you dip the tip of your penis into a batch of dark paint and then slap her in the upper lip and then laugh histerically folllowed by drinking a 12pk of beer in the closet and hours of crying.

Last night I was so bored with the usual shit I just decided to Hitler face this broad.

by frozen quesadilla April 30, 2009

Hitler Challenge

Game played on Wikipedia that involves starting on a random page and trying to get to the page on Adolf Hitler by clicking on links in the wiki page.

I was playing the Hitler challenge yesterday, who knew you could get from cheese to Hitler in four clicks

by Wild Ram March 30, 2013

reverse hitler

a person who can't grow a mustache very well and it doesn't connect in the center unlike hitler's mustache

i didn't shave for 3 weeks and i grew a reverse hitler

by slouvbry stouvre June 29, 2006

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

Hitler Mustache

One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.

The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.

To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.

Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.

by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003

hitler youth

Under Adolf Hitler, Germany's Boy Scouts.

When Germany declared war on America after Pearl Harbor, Hitler made a best saying that his hitler Youth would defeat the Americans who have been brought up in the Boy Scouts -History Channel

by army_azn January 26, 2005

Hipster Hitler

Hitler has strangely become an Internet sensation of sorts. He mocks LeBron James for leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and scoff's at Susan Boyle for not winning Britain’s Got Talent. “Hipster Hitler" turns the most evil human being in history into a caricature, allowing all of us to step back for a moment and laugh at someone we truly despise.

(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)

Bro 1: "Does that alt-bro have an ironic mustache AND a "I Heart Juice" t-shirt on?"

Bro 2: "WTF!"

Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"

Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."

by nickrrrad September 7, 2010