Fat hippo

A person who is so fat and annoying

Declan whyte is a fat hippo

by Hippo hunter August 7, 2022

hungry hippos

hungry hippos is a game for 4 people where 1 will put small balls in their rectum. the other 3 will take turns trying to suck them out of the rectum. The player with the most balls in their mouth wins

Guy1: Anyone up for some hungry hippos?
Guy2: hell yeah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

Spandex-hippo

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

by 😈👿 December 12, 2021

House hippo

A fat pitty bull named Holly. She is a fat fat pitbull who is too lazy to care.

Holly is the house hippo of the family.

by Derek Maxwell's crushy December 5, 2023

Hippo

1. An overweight person.
2. An abbreviation for the word 'Hypocrite'

A: 'Sarah is such a hippo.'
B: 'Yeah, in more ways than one.'

by dvsfnsr December 30, 2020

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025