People who write herp-slurp

The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.

People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.

by Anon305 December 4, 2010

Herp De Derp De Tittly Tum

A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.

Rob Schneider is...Herp de derp de tittly tum.

by Kaira Pepper April 29, 2011

You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016

Herpes

Slang for a Trump supporter.

The mob that engulfed the capitol was composed of herpes.

by Joy Lance January 7, 2021

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022