Heaven

A place where dead, crippled and shrivled up people go

Yo I don’t want to go to heaven I want to go to hell

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Havant

A poor excuse of a town, Havant is located in the South of England (UK) Combined with Waterlooville and Leigh Park it contains a number of groups, mainly occupated with Chavs and prostitutes. Havant is a crime fueled place with which Police cannot overule the council estates.

Havant Hell

by Rich306 February 8, 2009

heavenly virtues, the

n.

These are known as the polar opposites of the known Seven Deadly Sins. Though not truly known or accepted, they make alot of sense in accord to the sins they oppose:

1. Humility - virtue against Pride. The abundance of silence and accepting ridicule while mastering personal preserverance.
2. Love - virtue against Envy. Inhuman desire to seek the goodness of others for their sake.
3. Kindness - virtue against Wrath. Opening the heart to others with patience, compassion and peace.
4. Zeal - virtue against Sloth. Uncalmly call to action and command, if ordained by God otherwise by personal preserverance.
5. Generosity - virtue against Avaraice/Greed. Similar to Kindness, it is the willingness to accept others by means of letting them acquire credit or praise. Otherwise known as charity.
6. Faith and Temperance - virtue against Gluttony. Accepting the natural limits within a natural balance, it is the human boundaries of stress bound and found.
7. Self Control/Abstinence - virtue against Lust. Prevention of the soul from suffocation. Restraint from the eagerness of pleasure and continued use or consumption of desires.

Humility: I'll admit it. I liked the Carebears... alot.
Love: No! It's not true! He can't be gay!
Kindness: San Francisco! Lend me your rainbow flags!
Zeal: WE ARE GAY!!!
Generosity: ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!
Faith and Temperance: That's enough! ENOUGH! There's BLOOD already!
Self Control/Abstinence - Alright fine you win, but next time...

by Aardcore April 1, 2005

havana

the fucking motherland

oye broder, les go to labana (havana)!

by aimlesss August 21, 2008

heaven

When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the ABC Family Channel and HGTV.

These activities will continue for billions of years and will in no way make you wish you were dead.

I can't wait to go to heaven!

by Optimist Ollie December 31, 2008

Heavenly Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner defecates in their partner's mouth and then wraps their head in plastic wrap... and the shit on their face is the last thing they know before they die. A much more lethal variation of Hot Lunch. Could also be considered a "reverse vegetarian hot lunch".

"I heard the coroner said Jim died of a heavenly hot lunch. Lucky bastard."

by YlerSkay September 1, 2008

Suck my enormous heaven

to partake of, or to insinuate that someone else should partake of, a taste of someone's penis, as referred to as "heaven", meaning it tastes nicely. "Suck" is not used in a literal sense, but rather implies using one's mouth on the enormous penis, to taste it.

"Jody, suck my enormous heaven."
"Ok, John."
*Jody then proceeds to give John a blowjob*

by Mr. Kyle July 25, 2006