Avatar Handshake

When the leg hair of two grown men momentarily touch and intertwine. The bonded men quickly pull away and give each other a head nod.

I was sitting at the bar on a hot summer day when a European man wearing 5 inch shorts sat next to me. There was no need to speak a word since we already greeted one another with an Avatar Handshake.

-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.

by Cubbyguy September 25, 2023

read the handbook

The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.

Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?

Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.

by p-teK April 6, 2008

$10 dollar handshake.

A covert method used by street dealers to pass illegal drugs and money at the same time.

You can get some pretty good weed downtown for a $10 dollar handshake.

by Stevie Babylon December 6, 2013

Johnson City Handshake

Huggin' sak 2 sak

I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.

by Ernie James March 2, 2020

Wan Chai Handshake

When you give handjob in a narrow stinky alleyway after wrapping the schlong in aluminium wrap.

Oh man, last weekend I gave Nicky a wonderful Wan Chai handshake!

by doogalmcd November 24, 2021

Wan Chai Handshake

A rough handjob given in a dirty alleyway, with the penis wrapped in tin foil wrap, much like a kebab.

For just $150, you can get a quick Wan Chai Handshake behind that kebab shop on Friday nights.

by finnflann November 25, 2021

Coney Island Handshake

When you take a corndog, cut the wiener out of it, place the breading around an erect penis and proceed to masturbate yourself, or a companion, to climax

I hear Jacina gave Mark a coney island handshake under the bleachers yesterday

by CarnieBob December 16, 2021