Handle your candle

To handle your business

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.

by Glenn Pen June 19, 2009

Ride the Handlebars

when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.

Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".

Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.

The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!

"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"

Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.

by TheBrassMan33 November 2, 2011

handle the stick

its an expression that may mean :
1- hold the car stick for me ...since i am busy on the phone or smthn

2- handle my cock

hey hun i am on the phone while driving can u handle the stick??.......oh not that stick ...the cars stick hehehe

by vodca333 December 14, 2009

Riding with no handlebars

Promiscuous activity, rough sex in general, usually involving one riding another without hands in contact with the sexual partner

I heard a lot of noise last night, sounds like you were riding with no handlebars!

Dude, she was so fucking hot last night, no handlebars!

by FlowBoatEnthusiast October 20, 2008

handlecot

Noun; A bully who likes to belittle people so he seems cooler. Verb; bullying someone to make them look smaller

Noun "That girl is such a handlecot."
Verb "Stop handlecoting people."

by Bobolicious December 22, 2014

handle down below

penis

Lemme just grab my handle down below to wank off.

by penislover930 April 23, 2016

Handcest

Incest but with only hands

Cousin Stacy and I had a good ole handcest session last week, after grandmas funeral

by Ein funnytoast December 17, 2019