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handlejacker

Someone, who on an (open membership usually) online forum, steals a username of someone else and uses it pretending to be that person.
"There's a handlejacker here"
by .Violet. November 17, 2007
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Handle Happy

an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car
person 1: "ashleeyyyyy..."
person 2: "sorry hehe i got handle happy"
by sydlicious February 27, 2011
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handleshoe

Noun: A piece of private information told in confidence which becomes a weapon when the subject of the information falls from grace in the eyes of the person who holds it. The (mis)use of this information for the purpose of a personal attack is always imminent. Often used as an underhanded form of malicious cockblock.

Verb: The leaking/use of this information.
Noun Usage:
Mel: My ex-boyfriend Tyler is untrustworthy
Kayla: Do you have any handleshoe?
Mel: He tattooed a life size human eye on the head of his friend's dick
Kayla: That's pretty private. How would you even know that?
Mel: I've got pics.
Kayla: Of his friend's dick? That is some serious handleshoe material. Let me please see this dick pic.

Verb Usage:
Mel: I fucking hate him. I am going to handleshoe the shit out of him, even if it makes me look equally bad.
Alexa: If you keep handleshoeing people, no one will trust you to tell you anything.
Mel: Then I'll use hearsay and questionable information. I want vengeance, not to contemplate morality.
Alexa: You need a muzzle, woman.
Mel: Then you should try to put one on me, I hear you have a shitload of them.
Alexa: I don't even know what that means!
by BigBOAT March 9, 2011
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Handleweights

Handleweights are the correct term for the items of fitness equipment commonly known as "kettlebells". Kettlebells got their name in an elaborate and perfectly executed act of deception that managed to make fools of the entire english-speaking world. Kettlebells are not in any conceivable way related to either kettles, or bells. By continuing to refer to them as such, we are complicit in our own gullibility.

Don't be a fool. Don't be the victim of the ruse of some shadowy, faceless puppetmaster. Call a handleweight a handleweight, not a kettlebell - then people will know that you are someone who knows their shit when it comes to gym equipment.
"My arms are killing me, I've just done a 25 minute snach workout with a 16kg handleweight".

"Handleweights you say? Oh, yes, handleweights. You, sir, are clearly well versed in all aspects of wellbeing. Please accept this cat as a tribute."

Counterexample:

"Excuse me, does this gym have any kettlebells?"

"Kettlebells? This is a place for making muscle. Not tea and clangs. Take your made-up words to a gym where the staff are less gullible."
by Girya August 26, 2013
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handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
by handle me like a man March 30, 2017
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Handle it

Quip (informal) - A reference to the hero Obyn Greenfoot from the video game Bloons Tower Defense 6. The quip is said when a MOAB appears on the screen and is preceded by the phrase "MOAB!" The full phrase is "MOAB! Handle it."

Alternatively used in a derogatory way when a brownman is getting too lippy.
Person 1: PRANAV!
Whiteman: Handle it!
Person 1: Bloons reference right?
Whiteman: ...yeah!
by buffapacheprime August 5, 2023
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smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
by entropymaam June 17, 2006
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