jesus hammond

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

by orangebuzz2000 January 5, 2008

sammy hamon

A derogatory term for kids who aren’t as smart as others, often times people also call them stupid or dumb.

Tom is such a Sammy hamon because he always fails the tests in math

by Jackjeffersontommm January 14, 2019

Leslie hammond

a super sexy hot cool dude who everybody loves and is often very smart and gets all the hoes be aware if a leslie attempts to finesse your girl consider her gone

"damn thats tuff Leslie Hammond tryna steal my girl i guess she is his now"

by Co0l M4n March 17, 2021

Harmony

An absolute bitch.

"Oh my god Jessica! You're acting like a Harmony!"

by Banaceltion September 1, 2016

harmonicore

a genra of music mutch like hardcore but incorperated into it is a harmonicaoftne in the breakdowns

dude i just found this sick assed harmonicore band called taridaktul

by tyler whissell September 10, 2006

Fifth Harmony

A group of girls who got rejected on x factor and now a girl band. A majority of their fans are tween girls who think every girl band that twerks (quite horrendously) and wears slutty costumes are amazing singers. Truth be told this band would be much better without that flat, off tune girl Camilla Cabello.

Fifth harmony is killing my ear drums. Donald Trump needs to deport them first.

by Simonthecow August 24, 2016

colombian harmonica

a colobian harmonica is achieved when a amount of cocaine is poured on the penis; and the penis is in-turn used to apply the cocaine to the gums of another party; typically, of the female gender. See "number"

a colombian harmonica will get a stripper to blow you in much the same manner as dumping beef gravy on your dick would a fat chick

by DanRatherNot May 28, 2008