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Dennis Haley

The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.
Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!
by SLĀ October 23, 2023
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The Haley Hartman Effect

A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.
Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect
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pulling a haley

Girl 1: "The new guy next door is cute"
Girl 2: "Don't go pulling a haley!"
by crickets07 June 12, 2012
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Haley Rose

Lisa: bye dad, see you next week.
Dad: Daddy loves you, you his Haley Rose.
by Mama funny January 08, 2020
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Haley Moreno

A scammer and total fraud. Says she likes you and behind your back says she hates you. DO NOT, under any circumstances, get in a relationship with her, romantic or otherwise. Likes to tell everyone your secrets an expose you for no damn reason. IQ 83. No the sharpest tool in the shed by any means. Like hammer level sharp. She doesn't deserve dirt.
Wow, what a Haley Moreno
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Haley Wheeler

The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.
Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”

Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”

Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.

“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”
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