bros before hoes

what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.

He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.

by Bro Believer February 12, 2012

white trash hoes

If you have been to idaho you most definitely have met a white trash hoe. These hoes are a special breed that usually reside in trailer parks and have multiple kids who's fathers are unknown.

Did you see that group of drunk, ugly girls? They were a bunch of white trash hoes.

by Steph-blowie June 2, 2015

Lebanese hoes

Spoiled little brats that do anything for attention. They buy the most expensive stuff and act like they’re the richest if the rich. They’re all hoes.. they boys AND girls. The boys go around fucking with every girl and try to get with as many as possible. and oh, the girls. They always get their nails done and STARBUCKS and they wear the thottiest close and they’re the most thirsty people ever yet they’re flat on both sides and they act like they’re the best when everyone hates them

Person 1: Did u see that new Lebanese girl?
Person 2: Aya bazzi? 🤢
Person 1: yea i heard she’s a hoe and got pregnant by her cousin, Ali Bazzi and that’s why she moved here
Person 2: well I’m not surprised, she IS one of the Lebanese hoes.

by MyNameIsBlank!! January 16, 2019

David Blane On Them Hoes

A shower of fake cash at a strip club.

The girls thought he made it rain on them. When they went to the store with the fake cash they found out he went David Blane on them hoes.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

MMOs Before Hoes

Something that eternal virgins say increasingly on World of Warcraft. Seriously, some people act like WoW is crack.

Fat Geek: Hey man I need $15 Dollars to keep playing WoW this month?

Me: Isn't it free?

Fat Geek: No. Just please give me cash?

Me: No, I'm taking my date to the movies.

Fat Geek: C'mon man, MMOs Before Hoes?

by NotMe11443611242639 February 3, 2013

Timmy Hoes

the underage riff-raff that hang out at 24 hour Tim Horton`s locations during the late night/early morning hours of the weekend. They are usually drunk, stoned, high, or a combination of any of the above, high-school aged kids who dress like whores, hence, "Timmy Hoes". Usually order mass amounts of baked goods to suffice their munchies.

Friend 1: I saw Shanna Friday night at Timmy Hoes
Friend 2: Yeah, she`s such a Timmy Hoe!

by Anthubc2010-timmyhoes October 6, 2010

bros before hoes

Oh yea, let me add something else here, remember ' bros before hos'. Lets see how many of those jack asses from high school who say ' bros before hoes' are still around when the shit hits the fan. Maybe 1 or 2? if that, if youre lucky, but the majority will desert you, the same ones saying dont go with that ho/slut whatever they call her. The bros are JEALOUS of the relationship, they arent out for your best interest. They say they are but when the shit hits the fan you see whos the one stickin around, its the one they called the 'ho'. The one who was slandered by the double standard and your bros envied the relationship, finally these assholes got over the fact you were with her, but they tried everything in their power to DESTROY the relationship, finally they get their own women , 'if theyre lucky' but you wait and see whos the one who sticks around, Its the woman. Not the bros.

The womans heart you have forever, the bros come and go. Maybe one or 2 will stick around, still they are jealous too. 'bros before hoes'

by stellarkid September 12, 2006